If I Were A Rich Girl: Home Edition

If I were adequately wealthy - scratch that - when I am adequately wealthy (strictly in the monetary sense) there are a ton of things I will do, experience, share, and of course - purchase. As of late, I've had an itch to place emphasis on the purchasing aspect. Hey - If my unemployed ass can't buy it then I might as well blog about it.

I'm generally a pretty fickle person, however, there are a few consistent items that I will purchase for my home once I can afford to. So, without further ado, I present to you -"If I Were A Rich Girl: Home Edition."

Useless purchase #1: Time Crisis 3 - Arcade

Reasons -

• It's like duck-hunt on steroids while rolling on E.
  
• The guns re-coil so you feel like you're actually blowing someone's brains out!
  
• You can hide behind objects (in case you need time to reload/take a deep breath/pee your pants)
  
• Two screens! You can team up with your best bud and still have enough room to throw karate chops at your fictitious opponents - yes!

Useless purchase #2: The Giant Angelpoise Lamp


Reasons -

• Everything is way cooler super giant or super mini - everyone knows that!
• The Angelpoise Lamp is a classic. It just had its 70th birthday last year.
• It produces a lot of effing light!!

Useless purchase #3: Black and White Photo booth


Reasons -

• Fun for all house guests - everyone who visits you gets to take home a fun souvenir.
• Wall of Weirdos - guests can contribute their photos to a giant wall in your home that will absolutely 100% look DOPE!! I'd keep the bar next to the photo booth 'cause lord knows the pictures will be more exciting that way.
• Easy way to blacklist people - If a rando' dude happens to spill his Grey Goose Gatorade all over your tin robot collection you can easily put a red X on his photo on the Wall of Weirdos so your buddies know to check his lame ass yo! ... right.

And thus concludes "If I Were A Rich Girl: Home Edition" ... stay tuned for info on sweet parties I'm DJing this Saturday!!

Lava Lounge - Creme de la Creme!
Skyler's "Dance Floor Massacre" Birthday Bash! secret location TBA on April 3rd

xo
Jojo

The First.

Welcome to 'The Jobotic' - my personal blog that is an add-on to the Chipped Red Polish blog (coming soon...excitement!!). This is where I will be posting useless ramblings, updating you on upcoming events/projects, and posting things that I find interesting.

Who am I? How the hell should I know? Here's who I can be: JOBOT, a DJ, a synth player, a pianist, a cellist, a producer, 1/3 of the production/DJ group Yello Fever, a neo-maxi zoom dweebie, a technical consultant, and often times - a mess. My passions are music and technology. Ok... I'm sick of talking about myself... oh wait... I guess that's inevitable here!

This weekend I will be DJing some sweet events that you should check out!

Friday, March 20th and Saturday, March 21st - I will be doing tag-team DJ sets with the extremely talented and lovely DJ Eryka (Office).


We'll be DJing Friday at XOXO @ Crocodile - 1540 N. Milwaukee Ave. This Friday will be just as dope as last Friday!


XOXO @ CROCODILE from CHICAGO NIGHTLIFE on Vimeo.


We'll be DJing Saturday at Lisa from London's Birthday Celebration @ Xippo - 3759 N. Damen Ave. Lisa owns the sweet salon Streets of London and is awesome so... you should come celebrate her birth.

xo
Jojo